I love playing chess with Erin. She told me that though I play well, I play as if I have no idea what is going on. Fine by me; I am a novice player and I can still get away with a wonky strategy. Maybe all my talking smack to her queen really did diminish her courage during battle. Messing with the queen is how YOU are going to win your next game of chess. I have adapted some yo-mama jokes for Thursday's crusade. I hope they work!
1. Yo queen is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
2. Yo queen's teeth are so yellow, I don't know if I should smile, or kick a field goal.
3. Yo queen is so silly, she thought the Dark Knight was her crazy uncle.