As promised, Friday is joke day. I think this is an attainable weekly segment. Don't like jokes? Then GET OUT OF HERE. Comment below and your joke may get published on the internet. Chad has us covered this week... --
A string went into a bar. The bartender said "Hey, we don't serve strings in here." [UNDERSTANDABLE] So the string went outside and messed up his hair and tied himself up, then he went back into the bar. This time the bartender asked, "Hey, aren't you that string I just threw out?" The string replied, "No. I'm a frayed knot."
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