When I was in Florida/Alabama last week, Greg's sister, Jamie, requested a waterproof mascara flowchart.
It's every girl's summer conundrum, really.
Do you prefer a coat of wax instead of constant sob face? Or do you wear nothing at all? What if there's an eyelash volume contest and the winner gets free frozen pizza for the remainder of 2014? Is it worth not competing because you want to avoid some pesky chemicals neighboring your eyeballs?
I solute you, Summer Girl, for not taking this decision lightly.
*Please forgive the quality of this iPhone picture for being "almost too good looking," as Natalie Portman would say.